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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>After a ten year hiatus, Mark and Brian return to the Internet to bring you useless crap.</description><title>GeoSlums</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @geoslums)</generator><link>http://www.geoslums.com/</link><item><title>last names that caught on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thomas Crapper - Toilets&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;General Burnside – Sideburns&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Burnside"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Burnside"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrose_Burnside&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Roy Munson – Insult (not real but i felt i needed a third&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingpin_(film)"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingpin_"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingpin_&lt;/a&gt;(film)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img border="0" align="right" width="1" src="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Thomas_Crapper_Toilet_Horta_Museum_Branding.jpg" height="1"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/23847249</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/23847249</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:54:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"‘Nonsmokers don’t go out anyway,” McFrye said. ”They’re the cheapest..."</title><description>“‘Nonsmokers don’t go out anyway,” McFrye said. ”They’re the cheapest people breathing air. I’ve been in business 23 years, and I know there’s nothing cheaper than a nonsmoker. I’m really upset with it. I wish the people who voted for it would get cancer, that’s how pissed I am about it.’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ohio.com/news/top_stories/11540601.html?page=2&amp;c=y"&gt;Smoking ban leaves some bars smoldering&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19699108</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19699108</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:48:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Isiah has to start me,” Marbury fumed, according to the source. “I’ve got so much..."</title><description>“Isiah has to start me,” Marbury fumed, according to the source. “I’ve got so much (stuff) on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can (get) me. But I’ll (get) him first. You have no idea what I know.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2007/11/14/2007-11-14_stephon_marbury_threatens_to_dish_info_a.html"&gt;Stephon Marbury&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19417241</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19417241</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Guess what I’m thinking about?  Hint: It has the initials GH3."</title><description>“Guess what I’m thinking about?  Hint: It has the initials GH3.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Nathan&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19324149</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/19324149</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:31:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>David Bowie’s 1976 Mugshot </title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/CxkWRk1ec1kncw1olU7TadrY_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;David Bowie’s 1976 Mugshot &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18922381</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18922381</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:28:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"We haven’t seen homefield advantage work that well since Hitler invaded Russia."</title><description>“We haven’t seen homefield advantage work that well since Hitler invaded Russia.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Bill Simmons on &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071109&amp;sportCat=nfl"&gt;the Colts-Pats game&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18913580</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18913580</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:35:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In order to make me hate my job even more, my annoying co-worker...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/CxkWRk1ec1hf3h8hJWTY0rLi_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In order to make me hate my job even more, my annoying co-worker (ACOW, for short) bought this freakish clown statue and put it right next to my desk. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18653775</link><guid>http://www.geoslums.com/post/18653775</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:14:21 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
